sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
Person: What state do you live in?
laughterneverdies: casualfangirling: she-wants-the-doitsu: whendaybreaks: nicolasandthecage: when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go are you okay They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at...
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
mewtoot: i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that
dudeitslarry: jawn-wants-tha-d: emilyissherlocked: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: rendezvousramen: addictedtopunsandpizza: macaronivevo: jesuschristvevo: is it data or data is it route or route is it caramel or caramel is it either or either is it read or read I hate all of you so much right now FUCK ENGLISH! you don’t seem content with this content
supermassiveasshole: i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns my grandma is 82
don’t you hate it when you offer someone food and they say yes
my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying
krasinskisbae: netlfix: i am so ashamed of how long it took me to realise london tipton was a mockery of paris hilton oh my god
juniorbizarre: if someone’s happy doing their strange weird thing and they’re not hurting anybody then that’s really awesome and you should just let them be and maybe even be glad for them so many people are scared shitless to show anybody what makes them happy or excited because there are so many people eager to point and laugh
My Teacher: It's interesting that all of the letters in the word 'listen' are also in the word 'silent'
Me: It's interesting that all of the letters in the word 'subtext' are also in the word--
My Friend: No.
bihateual: i forget how gay i am until i see a girl and then i’m kinda like oh right
queer-punk: Don’t make jokes about rape Don’t make jokes about cutting Don’t make jokes about eating disorders Don’t make jokes about suicide Don’t make jokes about mental illness It’s not funny